WHAT WE DO

We provide customized and comprehensive digital marketing services.

Don't believe us? Well gee, thanks for the vote of confidence. Excuse me, while I try to locate my self-esteem in this bucket of Butter Lovers Popcorn.

Made with Love

What is love? Baby don't hurt... Yes this entire block was created solely to get that song stuck in your head.

Strategy Development

Hours spent playing World of Warcraft has honed our skills in all things strategy, as long as you're industry relates to Ore, Silver, Gold Or Warlocks. Oh, and Fortnite is for losers

Ideas & Innovation

Imagine Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos & Bill Nye the Science Guy all in the same room. The room is in outer space. On top of a unicorn. Boom that's innovation.

Audience Targeting

Whether it's Narcissitic Millenials, Intransigent Boomers, or 85 year old Nana trying to access AOL online, we'll make sure you reach your target market.

24/7 Awesome Support

Ok, you got us. This is a bold face lie. We do sleep and take the occasional shower for hygiene purposes, and we didn't even begin to talk about our post lunch routine on Taco Tuesday...  

Personalized Marketing

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Portfolio

Latest Project

testimonials

What they've said about us

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a bill

I'm not sure if they actually do anything, but they sure make me laugh! Ha ha ha sob sob...

George Louis Costanza

Van DeLeigh Industries

Since hiring Great Bear Marketing, revenue is up 50% and employee morale is at its highest ever. This has nothing to do with GBM as their campaigns are Grade A monkey crap but I'm scared of anything messing up the current mojo.

Michael Scott

Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.

My son is the best marketing expert in the world. I'm his mother so I know. He's also really handsome. Why can't he find a girl and settle down already?

Anne McClary

Homemaker

Hi! My name is Pablo and I'm reviewing the yoga mat I purchased on Amazon. I did not get paid to write this review and my feedback is completely honest. This was the best yoga mat I've ever used. Five Stars!

Pavlo Bend

Designer at Traxx

I found these guys by googling GBM, which apparently stands for Glioblastoma. Side effects include headaches, personality changes, nausea, and symptoms similar to those of a stroke. All seem accurate after working with this company.

Sara Poda

Architect

No Comment.

William Levy

Product Manager

WHO WE ARE

Our Team

At least we're less dysfunctional than the Knicks.

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Hipster Harley

Determined to drop all vowels in branding projects

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Carol Hughes

Senior IT Technician
What were you expecting HR you sexist pig?

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Skeptical Shane

Still unsure what to think of the company

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Raj

HR Generalist
Ok fine due to a employee mix up Raj ended up in HR while Carole was sent to IT.

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Let's connect. Please. We're in desperate need of friends.

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